Mapjignar is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, humane aardvark.

Mapjignar created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Mapjignar, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mapjignar, it will turn you into a rock.

Mapjignar's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Mapjignar's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

2. Feed all hungry eagles.

3. Run away from cyan sheep, for they are unholy.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.