Wadominsig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, narcissistic fish.

Wadominsig created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadominsig, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wadominsig, he will turn you into a mole.

Wadominsig's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Wadominsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray tights.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Always wear plain coats during rituals.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. You must pray to Wadominsig six times a day.