Gudvonhad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent fox.

Gudvonhad created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudvonhad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gudvonhad, she will turn you into a rock.

Gudvonhad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Gudvonhad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Gudvonhad loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.