Jangepflis is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, all-knowing gnu.

Jangepflis created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jangepflis, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Jangepflis, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Jangepflis' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Jangepflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never sprint near manatees.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never feed beans to dolphins while wearing black shorts.