Pibfomzim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, pitiless goblin.

Pibfomzim created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibfomzim, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pibfomzim, she will cry a lot.

Pibfomzim's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Pibfomzim's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about stars.