Yarmoningflag Jab Venfidbud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tranquil jackal.

Yarmoningflag Jab Venfidbud created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarmoningflag Jab Venfidbud, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarmoningflag Jab Venfidbud, he will boil you in a big pot.

Yarmoningflag Jab Venfidbud's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Yarmoningflag Jab Venfidbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Yarmoningflag Jab Venfidbud.

3. Yarmoningflag Jab Venfidbud must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Put Yarmoningflag Jab Venfidbud first in all things.

5. You must pray to Yarmoningflag Jab Venfidbud four times a day.