Yart is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, wise mole.

Yart created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Yart, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yart, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Yart's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Yart's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove stockings before touching carbon.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never allow geese to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Always wear plain tights during rituals.

5. Erect nine gold sculptures of Yart on top of important buildings.