Nelcedfem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, stupid wyvern.

Nelcedfem created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nelcedfem, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nelcedfem, he will be mildly annoyed.

Nelcedfem's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Nelcedfem's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always help doves.