Nakbutvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, dishonest dragonfly.

Nakbutvonk created a quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nakbutvonk, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nakbutvonk, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nakbutvonk's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Nakbutvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never chant in the presence of turtles.

3. Hide from pink frogs for they are unholy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about otters.