Rigdob is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fast hamster.

Rigdob created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigdob, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rigdob, he will remove you from existence.

Rigdob's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Rigdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near great tits while wearing brown shorts and balancing five carbon spheres on your arms.

4. Rigdob must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Rigdob loves moths, so they must be respected.