Barnmotdab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, thoughtless rat.

Barnmotdab created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Barnmotdab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Barnmotdab, it will destroy your home solar system.

Barnmotdab's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Barnmotdab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

2. Run away from violet pigs, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Barnmotdab on top of all buildings.