Wadhendod is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unthinking jackal.

Wadhendod created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wadhendod, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wadhendod, she will be mildly annoyed.

Wadhendod's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Wadhendod's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Worship no other gods but Wadhendod.

5. Never run near dogs.