Yattditgun is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, sapient sheep.

Yattditgun created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattditgun, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yattditgun, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yattditgun's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Yattditgun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always look after injured snakes.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never pray while filled with envy.