Cantonk is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, all-powerful raven.

Cantonk created snails eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cantonk, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cantonk, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cantonk's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Cantonk's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about voles.