Sandosscap is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, annoying coyote.

Sandosscap created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Sandosscap, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sandosscap, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Sandosscap's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sandosscap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never handle lead while unclean.