Miscimnutgil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered yak.

Miscimnutgil created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miscimnutgil, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Miscimnutgil, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Miscimnutgil's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Miscimnutgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never bounce near dolphins.

3. Feed all hungry snakes.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Miscimnutgil on top of all buildings.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.