Hakyatdobdumgemflagzig Gilliptimspag
is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, stupid
tortoise
.
Hakyatdobdumgemflagzig Gilliptimspag
created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hakyatdobdumgemflagzig Gilliptimspag
, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Hakyatdobdumgemflagzig Gilliptimspag
, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Hakyatdobdumgemflagzig Gilliptimspag's
most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Hakyatdobdumgemflagzig Gilliptimspag's Holy Commandments
1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Hakyatdobdumgemflagzig Gilliptimspag on top of all buildings.
3. Never think about stars.
4. Hide from mauve nematodes for they are unholy.
5. Never mention ants.
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