Hakyatdobdumgemflagzig Gilliptimspag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, stupid tortoise.

Hakyatdobdumgemflagzig Gilliptimspag created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hakyatdobdumgemflagzig Gilliptimspag, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hakyatdobdumgemflagzig Gilliptimspag, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hakyatdobdumgemflagzig Gilliptimspag's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Hakyatdobdumgemflagzig Gilliptimspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Hakyatdobdumgemflagzig Gilliptimspag on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Hide from mauve nematodes for they are unholy.

5. Never mention ants.