Dagbotten is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, impressive tortoise.

Dagbotten created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagbotten, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dagbotten, it will be mildly annoyed.

Dagbotten's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Dagbotten's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not kill squirrels.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always help tapirs.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Dagbotten in the centre of the settlement.