Zigdablid is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omniscient cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Zigdablid created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigdablid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zigdablid, it will turn you into a mouse.

Zigdablid's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Zigdablid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Do not skip in public.