Tiktanwadlopbisscut is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonest deer.

Tiktanwadlopbisscut created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Tiktanwadlopbisscut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tiktanwadlopbisscut, it will send minions to preach to you.

Tiktanwadlopbisscut's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Tiktanwadlopbisscut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eagles.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.