Tikpidton is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, effective goat.

Tikpidton created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tikpidton, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tikpidton, she will turn you into a worm.

Tikpidton's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Tikpidton's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Tikpidton on top of all buildings.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never go into brown rooms.