Ligveenvag is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, benevolent
bear.
Ligveenvag created Africa six million years ago.
If you believe in
Ligveenvag, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Ligveenvag, she will try to impress you with trees.
Ligveenvag's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Ligveenvag's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Ligveenvag must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Hide from blue shrews for they are unholy.
4. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Hide if eight mice approach from the south.