Sanfat is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, annoying wyrm.

Sanfat created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanfat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sanfat, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sanfat's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Sanfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow badgers to witness sacred rites.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near birds while wearing violet ear rings and balancing four aluminium spheres on your hands.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

5. Always wear plain hats during rituals.