Sandkimdun is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, smart owl.

Sandkimdun created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandkimdun, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sandkimdun, she will turn you into a mole.

Sandkimdun's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Sandkimdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never wear indigo scarves.

4. Do not prepare limes while filled with envy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.