Arncidmid is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, uncaring frog.

Arncidmid created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Arncidmid, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Arncidmid, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Arncidmid's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Arncidmid's Holy Commandments

1. Arncidmid loves geese, so they must be honoured.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.