Jenrigaf Gesscidyat is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm dingo.

Jenrigaf Gesscidyat created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jenrigaf Gesscidyat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jenrigaf Gesscidyat, she will turn you into a mole.

Jenrigaf Gesscidyat's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Jenrigaf Gesscidyat's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to greed.

2. Do not speak of the weak nuclear force near sacred fires.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never leap in the presence of elders.