Hontabboss is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, strong crane.

Hontabboss created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hontabboss, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hontabboss, it will destroy your home planet.

Hontabboss' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Hontabboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Hide from fawn tortoises for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Hontabboss in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about dark energy near whales while wearing magenta shirts and balancing three zinc spheres on your legs.