Pogpodhug is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest warg.

Pogpodhug created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pogpodhug, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pogpodhug, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Pogpodhug's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Pogpodhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Pogpodhug on top of all buildings.