Hugcedrow is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, irritating wyrm.

Hugcedrow created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugcedrow, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hugcedrow, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hugcedrow's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Hugcedrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never fashion tools from clay.

4. Never paint your chest white.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.