Homtargran is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, boastful owl.

Homtargran created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homtargran, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Homtargran, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Homtargran's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Homtargran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always help sick monkeys.