Queeg is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, wise shark.

Queeg created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Queeg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Queeg, she will ignore you.

Queeg's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Queeg's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide if four foxes approach from the east.