Looploopladbarnrantim is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, confident
chicken.
Looploopladbarnrantim created light seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Looploopladbarnrantim, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Looploopladbarnrantim, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Looploopladbarnrantim's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Looploopladbarnrantim's Holy Commandments1. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Put Looploopladbarnrantim first in all things.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.