Panartrak is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unsympathetic dolphin.

Panartrak created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panartrak, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Panartrak, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Panartrak's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Panartrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Put Panartrak first in all things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never feed lots of oranges to tapirs while wearing magenta corsets.