Cebyarparn Xennakbot Gabragpadsin is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, narcissistic hare.

Cebyarparn Xennakbot Gabragpadsin created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebyarparn Xennakbot Gabragpadsin, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cebyarparn Xennakbot Gabragpadsin, he will be very unhappy.

Cebyarparn Xennakbot Gabragpadsin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cebyarparn Xennakbot Gabragpadsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moths.

2. You must never eat cherries.

3. Never feed tomatoes to snakes while wearing brown boots.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Cebyarparn Xennakbot Gabragpadsin on top of all buildings.