Pangmummap is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful
hippopotamus.
Pangmummap created the cosmos five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Pangmummap, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Pangmummap, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Pangmummap's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Pangmummap's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Never paint your chest black.
4. Do not speak about parsnips.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pangmummap.