Babneghug is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, confident penguin.

Babneghug created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Babneghug, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Babneghug, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Babneghug's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Babneghug's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Babneghug on top of all buildings.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Erect seven iron sculptures of Babneghug on top of important buildings.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. You must love Babneghug.