Queegparkhot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, resourceful slug.

Queegparkhot created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegparkhot, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Queegparkhot, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Queegparkhot's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Queegparkhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about beans.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Erect eight iron sculptures of Queegparkhot on top of important buildings.

5. Respect your elders.