Zenbosssom Cangedfar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish centaur.

Zenbosssom Cangedfar created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenbosssom Cangedfar, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zenbosssom Cangedfar, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Zenbosssom Cangedfar's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Zenbosssom Cangedfar's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are not to be trusted.

2. Never think ill of sick moths.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.