Dossgebquart is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured dove.

Dossgebquart created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossgebquart, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dossgebquart, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dossgebquart's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dossgebquart's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mice with great respect.

2. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.