Nuttzodnar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil naga.

Nuttzodnar created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttzodnar, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nuttzodnar, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nuttzodnar's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Nuttzodnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. You must love Nuttzodnar.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nuttzodnar.