Fenvablopyog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil turtle.

Fenvablopyog created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenvablopyog, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fenvablopyog, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Fenvablopyog's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Fenvablopyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Fenvablopyog loves otters, so they must be respected.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.