Ril is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, moody elephant.

Ril created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ril, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ril, she will turn you into a slug.

Ril's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Ril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about badgers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not shave your hands.