Bemcubarndub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, humane bee.

Bemcubarndub created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemcubarndub, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bemcubarndub, she will turn you into a rat.

Bemcubarndub's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bemcubarndub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Bemcubarndub must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.