Sugmipduss Rullbifsin Sigzimrull is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, proud giraffe.

Sugmipduss Rullbifsin Sigzimrull created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Sugmipduss Rullbifsin Sigzimrull, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sugmipduss Rullbifsin Sigzimrull, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sugmipduss Rullbifsin Sigzimrull's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Sugmipduss Rullbifsin Sigzimrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick hamsters.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Run away if five tapirs approach from the north.

4. Do not keep three nematodes in a large pit.

5. Do not wear green clothing.