Jambitnill is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, witless dragon.

Jambitnill created snails two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jambitnill, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jambitnill, she will think nothing of it.

Jambitnill's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Jambitnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Fast once a month.

4. You must pray to Jambitnill four times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.