Somgartof is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful troll.

Somgartof created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Somgartof, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Somgartof, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Somgartof's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Somgartof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about bacteria.

5. Do not covet oxen.