Fadzodtip is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, resourceful dolphin.

Fadzodtip created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Fadzodtip, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fadzodtip, he will come to you in dreams.

Fadzodtip's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Fadzodtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist chaos.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always share bread with strangers, but never with badgers.

4. Always help ants in need.

5. Do not keep six gulls in a large pit.