Fitvenbom is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, temperamental dragon.

Fitvenbom created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitvenbom, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fitvenbom, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fitvenbom's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fitvenbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fitvenbom's name in vain.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Fitvenbom on top of all buildings.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.