Capbigsit is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever wasp.

Capbigsit created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Capbigsit, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Capbigsit, she will curse you with boils.

Capbigsit's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Capbigsit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Capbigsit.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near ducks while wearing yellow ear rings and balancing seven gold spheres on your face.