Bamgilvol is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, clever dolphin.

Bamgilvol created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Bamgilvol, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bamgilvol, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bamgilvol's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bamgilvol's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bamgilvol.

2. Feed all hungry shrews.

3. Always obey Bamgilvol's priests.

4. Worship no other gods but Bamgilvol.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.