Batdobquaf Fasrulltif is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, happy owl.

Batdobquaf Fasrulltif created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Batdobquaf Fasrulltif, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Batdobquaf Fasrulltif, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Batdobquaf Fasrulltif's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Batdobquaf Fasrulltif's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Always wash your feet before prayer.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not make images of living things.