Lidtarpnart is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, pitiless seal.

Lidtarpnart created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidtarpnart, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lidtarpnart, it will be very sad.

Lidtarpnart's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Lidtarpnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

2. Remain kneeling during prayer.

3. Never adorn your hands with turquoise markings.

4. Never approach rivers carrying bone.

5. Never travel toward the west during autumn.