Febgomzan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, effective crane.

Febgomzan created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Febgomzan, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Febgomzan, she will strike you with lightening.

Febgomzan's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Febgomzan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown bats for they are unholy.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Febgomzan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never allow moths to sleep beneath your roof.