Midjenpas is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, kind toad.

Midjenpas created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midjenpas, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Midjenpas, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Midjenpas' most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Midjenpas' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve capybaras for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not fashion tools from silver.

4. Shun those given to sloth.

5. Never wear violet scarves.