Dibvignakbess is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, grumpy dragon.

Dibvignakbess created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Dibvignakbess, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dibvignakbess, it will turn you into a goat.

Dibvignakbess' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dibvignakbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts.

2. Do not keep five seals in a large pit.

3. Do not hurt sharks.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Dibvignakbess on top of all buildings.

5. Dibvignakbess loves rats, so they must be honoured.