Vadbapfab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, generous turtle.

Vadbapfab created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadbapfab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vadbapfab, he will jump up and down on your head.

Vadbapfab's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Vadbapfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from iron.

2. Never mark doors with green.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. You must pray to Vadbapfab five times a day.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.