Stignulleg is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered
wyvern.
Stignulleg created the planet Saturn two million years ago.
If you believe in
Stignulleg, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Stignulleg, he will say rude things about you at parties.
Stignulleg's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Stignulleg's Holy Commandments1. Put Stignulleg first in all things.
2. Always wear magenta.
3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Stignulleg on top of all buildings.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Stignulleg.