Stignulleg is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered wyvern.

Stignulleg created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Stignulleg, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stignulleg, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Stignulleg's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Stignulleg's Holy Commandments

1. Put Stignulleg first in all things.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Stignulleg on top of all buildings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Stignulleg.