Sigjinquill is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-confident manatee.

Sigjinquill created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigjinquill, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sigjinquill, it will jump up and down on your head.

Sigjinquill's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Sigjinquill's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Hide if five frogs approach from the west.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.